Thursday, November 19, 2009

most original spam

Seriously, this deserves some sort of Nobel Prize. This is the funniest spam ever...
I should forward it to every email address in my address book.




GOOD DAY,

After several attempt, I deemed it necessary and urgent to contact you
with your email and to notify you finally about the

outstanding settlement of your compensation which is being given carried
out by the United Nations Human Settlements

Programme 2009 (UNHSP), This compensation is being made to all the victims
that have lost their money through any online

transaction as a result of Scam activity. It has come to our notice that
many of you have lost your money by falling victim

to some internet fraudsters.
The United Nations Human Settlements Programme, UN-HABITAT 2009, is the
United Nations agency for human settlements. It is

mandated by the UN General Assembly to promote humanly, socially and
environmentally with the goal of providing adequate

shelter for all.
As a result of this scam activities spreading over the internet, the
United Nations Human Settlements Programme, UN-HABITAT

have decided to get details of most victims who were previously scammed by
these fraudsters. This Human Settlements Programme

is design to compensate with every one of you with the sum of
$500,000.00.usd to help settle all your debts and start a new

business.
We have concluded all the necessary arrangements towards the release of
your settlement Check sum of $500,000.00 USD with the

financial committee of the United Nations Human Settlements Programme in
collaboration with the United Parcel Service Nigeria

LTD (UPS),it will not take you more than three hundred dollar ($300) for
the Security charges,Delivery fees, if more than

contact us on this e-mail (ups_delivery-ng@discuz.org) the check sum of
$500,000.00 USD, with your settlement Ref No:UN014-0157/UPS-un-habitat to
you, prior to your co-operation with them.
You are therefore to contact the United Parcel Service Nigeria LTD (UPS),
with the below information in order to claim your

settlement.You are advise to send your postal address which will enable
the UPS COURIER for safe delivery.
Name, Address, city, State, Country, Telephone Number. This is neccessary
for safe processing of your compensation check.

POSTAL ADDRESS:
NAME :
ADDRESS:
CITY:
STATE:
COUNTRY:
TELEPHONE NUMBER:
This is neccessary for safe processing of your compensation check.
==============================
United Parcel Service Nigeria LTD
Plot 781 Emeka Anyaoku Street
Area Eleven Garki
FCT-Abuja
Nigeria.
Phone:+234-807-883-5635
Email:ups_delivery-ng@discuz.org
==============================

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Sunday, October 25, 2009

Solid Edge bug

So, I was just wondering, who else has had this happen to them:

Say you are peacefully working in a Solid Edge assembly and suddenly the smallest of error message windows appears bearing the text: "Cannot access document". Whereupon you notice that the floppy disk on the left of the menu bar has greyed out. Promptly all the blood drains from your face. You open an explorer browser and check the folder where you are currently working from, and yes, your assembly, the one you are working on and are looking at on your screen, the fruit of many hours of labour, is no longer there. You try a "Saveas", with no result. It is gone, as if your work were nothing but a dream, a figment of your imagination.

So who?

Yeah. Thought so.

(Speak up you lonely wanderer from the future who lands upon this page many many days, months, years from now thinking this post is long forgotten and best not commented on, speak up and share your frustration) (PLEAAAASSSE!)

My coworkers know what I'm talking about but no-one here has the answer
(other than Solid Edge is a bloody thief and a dirty old liar, thats what.)

Gaaaahrglgahagggggrrrah#$%&#&$@@#$@#@#^$%*^&^@#@#$%^^@#@#$*%^^&*($@@!@&*()@!$$

Tuesday, October 13, 2009

take a moment...

Tuesday, September 15, 2009

I was in NYC and I took a photo of the statue of Liberty

Tuesday, September 1, 2009

negative mood!

I am in a negative mood, I am in no mood to blog and I have nothing to say.








Seriously funny music film: "The Boat that Rocked".

It is about a bunch of Pirates in the North Sea in 1966, if you were alive around that time, you will surely love it. The boat sank in 1967 - but the spirit lives on.

I found it the dvd in the supermarket for 19.99 Euro's. I bought it... but then it turned out to be a little bit scratched, and it stutters in bits which is irritating. So I grabbed a perfect pirated copy through Limewire.