Holy docoment

Behold, for on the twenty-second day of the first month of the yeare two-thousand and eight the passport that hath been given to me from the blessed nation of the flat and muddy regions in the north west of the continent of Europe on the planet Earth that traveleth around the sun with the speede of two-thousand and fifty-four-and-a-half times the speede that the winds crossethethe the planes of the uninhabited areas of Jupitere, (I just made that up about the winds) lo, on this day, has becometh a holy object.

They did give me a new one, so no harm done. It was a sunny day.