most original spam

Seriously, this deserves some sort of Nobel Prize. This is the funniest spam ever...
I should forward it to every email address in my address book.

GOOD DAY,

After several attempt, I deemed it necessary and urgent to contact you
with your email and to notify you finally about the

outstanding settlement of your compensation which is being given carried
out by the United Nations Human Settlements

Programme 2009 (UNHSP), This compensation is being made to all the victims
that have lost their money through any online

transaction as a result of Scam activity. It has come to our notice that
many of you have lost your money by falling victim

to some internet fraudsters.
The United Nations Human Settlements Programme, UN-HABITAT 2009, is the
United Nations agency for human settlements. It is

mandated by the UN General Assembly to promote humanly, socially and
environmentally with the goal of providing adequate

shelter for all.
As a result of this scam activities spreading over the internet, the
United Nations Human Settlements Programme, UN-HABITAT

have decided to get details of most victims who were previously scammed by
these fraudsters. This Human Settlements Programme

is design to compensate with every one of you with the sum of
$500,000.00.usd to help settle all your debts and start a new

business.
We have concluded all the necessary arrangements towards the release of
your settlement Check sum of $500,000.00 USD with the

financial committee of the United Nations Human Settlements Programme in
collaboration with the United Parcel Service Nigeria

LTD (UPS),it will not take you more than three hundred dollar ($300) for
the Security charges,Delivery fees, if more than

contact us on this e-mail (ups_delivery-ng@discuz.org) the check sum of
$500,000.00 USD, with your settlement Ref No:UN014-0157/UPS-un-habitat to
you, prior to your co-operation with them.
You are therefore to contact the United Parcel Service Nigeria LTD (UPS),
with the below information in order to claim your

settlement.You are advise to send your postal address which will enable
the UPS COURIER for safe delivery.
Name, Address, city, State, Country, Telephone Number. This is neccessary
for safe processing of your compensation check.

POSTAL ADDRESS:
NAME :
ADDRESS:
CITY:
STATE:
COUNTRY:
TELEPHONE NUMBER:
This is neccessary for safe processing of your compensation check.
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United Parcel Service Nigeria LTD
Plot 781 Emeka Anyaoku Street
Area Eleven Garki
FCT-Abuja
Nigeria.
Phone:+234-807-883-5635
Email:ups_delivery-ng@discuz.org
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