Tuesday, January 8, 2008
Things I have not said to my coworkers today:
“Don’t push me, bitcheeeeees!”
F..#$@!^&* $%@ F @K G#$@ !#$@&$ @!* ^$@ %&!!!?!
Or even: “%^##*&@#$*$%^*@#*^%&$ …!”
“Stop nagging about how you’d hoped I would do this over the holidays. That is not why they are called holidays. You may call yourself lucky I’m doing it now.”
In response to: "this will take you fifteen minutes": .. "If you can find someone who can do it in fifteen minutes be my guest, I'm going to charge two hours."
There you go.. all set.